Fit Welshies & Bastardon

Media was extremely boring today, as you can probably tell from my previous blog entry X__X Although, when I went to the canteen and came back, I was walking behind a geeky kid. He passed a group of guys, who all started applauding. One of them said, "I wish I was you." in the most deadpan way ever, and I had to put my hand over my mouth til I got back to my Media room, where I hysterically reported what I'd heard to Lozz and Mo, who aren't in my Media class at all but there you go. We also took some lolmac pictures; I might link to them, I might not. Dunno if I can be bothered really.
In the libe, where Lozz was finishing some Photography work (some woman had the cheek to come over and say 'Do your work' and Lozz was like 'I am, I'm doing my Photography work' -- she was going through files on her USB, figuring out which photos she wanted to print and whatnot. Not strictly college-related, but still. The woman said, "They just look like a load of photos to me." and Lozz said, "Well, yes. Photography does usually mean you TAKE PHOTOS." that shut the silly old cow up! XD) and I was drinking my own body weight in Fanta and Dr Pepper (hyperness galore!). Some guy sat next to us kept laughing at our deranged muttering and kept putting in comments of his own. He had massive blue eyes, a leather jacket and a sack hat. Lushtang times. And he made us laugh like hell. So that was a turn-up for t'books. There was a giant boy in reception and we found out he's 6"7; I was like "Ooooh almost!" then I was picturing how tall Mr. Dave would be in comparison and nearly died cause I thought of Mr. Dave. We also saw Robery Downey Jr, no lie! It had to be him; no one can look that much like a person! And this fit blonde kid whom I really fancy was everywhere today, and he kept catching me staring at him. DARN! I saw Lucy on the stairs; she walked over to the railings, looked at me really solemnly and said, "I want to marry you." in a really threatening voice. It made me laugh and feel loved aswell.
As soon as BEB walked into English, I said, "Dan, your shoes are really fit." cause they were like pink, green and grey hi-top Golas. He said, "Again? You always like my shoes." and I was like, "Yes indeedy!" then added in an undertone to Lozz, "I like everything about you, you fit bitch." He was truly gorgeous today. Ron was talking about some bitch that wrote something in 1984, and Lozz said, "Add a year to that." we started grooving in our seats and singing '1985' by Bowling For Soup in hushed voices. Ron also mentioned the Seattle Times, and Lozz and I said, "URGH!!" really loudly. At the same time. He was trying to type 'influence' but ended up typing 'unflience' -- I said, "There's a bit of dyslexia goin' on here." whilst Lozz wondered aloud whether Ron is actually an English teacher or not. He said, "Cupcakes and Kalashnikovs-" (which is the name of the book we're studying) and Lozz said, "Is shit." so everything else paled into insignificance. It was very funny, actually. Obv, we played Rock Trumps as per. Lozz won my Fit Welshies (i.e. Lostprophets) and I pwned her with Bastardon (Mastodon). She said she was the guy from Neurosis with a giant beard and I laughed for years. Then I tried to hang myself with Mo's tie that Lozz had robbed; BEB seemed to find this amusing, and I was proud. He also found it amusing when Lozz went, "BREAK." and I said, "TEN MINUTES EARLY." straight after. Ron said, "Yes we're going ten minutes early." and I said, "AW. RESULT!"
The day got better when I saw Liam on the bus, cause I got to beat him up.

Mutti and I were just singing the Lion King theme song. Yeah.

-- Kayleigh

P.S. No blog til Wednesday arvie now; staying at Holly's tomorrow night!

In Media Again

There's a girl in here that honestly has not shut up for the entire lesson. She just WON'T. STOP. TALKING. I just want to punch her in the face as she has the most annoying voice on this green earth. My Media script (which has been worked on for hours and hours.. One minute) consists of the lyrics from the Eels Reprise on The Mighty Boosh. I can't see myself passing Media this year XD Julian's so crap he doesn't even try to make me work, so I don't bother. Anywhore.. Lozz and Mo will be in here soon so we'll take some hilarious lolmac pictures. Apparently Mel hasn't turned up to Journalism again (Mel is the TEACHER, bee tee double-you) so they're just sitting around. Apparently, Lozz switched Mo's computer off, then started hitting the keyboard repeatedly, shouting 'EELS!' over and over again.

I learned all this via Facebook chat. That's how much work I'm doing.

EBTM

Lozz and I were looking for more places I could apply to as a model, when she suggested we go on EBTM.. She didn't know about this. Neither did I. I was so surprised and excited, I nearly threw up. In a good way.

Just need a Fraser Taylor and my life will be complete.

Sssssake!

I am so very bored. I am so bored it's unbelievable. I think I just remembered why I don't like to take a weekend to not do anything. It makes me all fed up like this. And somehow I don't think Lozz will be coming over today, because Ryan's caused a huge bust-up as per fucking usual, so I probably won't be allowed to have anyone over. So I will be bored all day.

I hate that kid.
If he wasn't here, things would be better.

Dowant!

Look at the top banner for My Passion's official website!! Srsly, go there and look at it fullsize; I could not get over how fucking lush they all looked *ESPECIALLY JON SIN*!!Also, I want Billie Joe's tie please:

:)

OVERHEARD #3

Before I launch into my funny quotes of the past fortnight, I'll give y'all a quick blog about yesterday. Dwaine randomly gave me a bag of chocolate eyes, which were very tasty thanks, and Nathan made an appearance. I let everyone know by squeaking, "Babbyyyy!!" at him; he loved it very much. He loves us very much; I can tell :)
In Sociology we watched a film about footie hooligans with Sirius Black in it. That was rather good, and was made better when Holly invited me to stay at hers next Tuesday! Whee, that should be fun. Amy's coming over aswell, so we're gonna have a right smash-up and giggle.
In Geoggers, I got a B in the mock-test thing! Dave read out an ideal answer and said, "Honestly, who could write a better answer than that?" Oliver said, "Mark could." and Skippy said he couldn't do anything besides drink beer and light barbeques; Dave said, "There's no such word as can't." and Oliver said, "No there isn't.. It's 'cannot'." which I found funny. Again, I had huge conversations with people and it scared me a lot. And Skippy walked me to the main entrance again; what is happening to my life!? On the bus to town, I had a chat with Sophie about people who talk incessantly about themselves and how funny it is to witness someone falling over in the mud. She makes me laugh, and we were hysterical cause a guy had a dog in his bag! X__O

Right.. Overheard..

-- Wouldn't you get AIDs from that?
-- I got some on Sunday so have it in your fucking face!
-- Wanna know the best thing about Joel? His sister's fit.
-- Don't make me spit on you!
-- I have like a fat belly but on my back!
-- What are you saying!? Listen woman!
-- Fuck off o2 UK -- I don't want anything to do with Rod Stewart!
-- They were Nazis and called in the stormtroopers
-- You look vile!
-- Why would you sit in college singing that? They're asking for a fucking punch!
-- Nazi's are well mean
-- The Little Mermaid is a bitch

A very Nazi-themed week, I think you'll agree.
I'm off to see if anyone else has bitched at me on deviantART.

-- Kayleigh

Cockter Pepper

This is a blog about Thursday.. I really need to keep on track, I'm getting so confused lately XD Lozz bought Fanta during English and forced me to drink it, which is never a good idea seeing as it makes me extremely hyper (remember September 2008, when Wes bullied me into drinking Fanta? Exactly.) She also had a packet of Revels, and said "Oh God, they all look like they're gonna be raisins!" I said, "Are you sure they're not mushroom ones?" making a jab at Drummer, whom Lozz describes as a 'square with a mushroom on top'. Ron asked if we had our 30p for the printout thing he's given us and I said, "How many p's?" Old joke, but it still got a laugh from Lozz. Then Mullinz texted me saying, "There's a woman on the bus who looks like the tree woman from Pocahontas!!" and I nearly died laughing. Unfortch, BEB wasn't in the lesson, but he turned up at the end looking all buff and shy. I said, "Where have YOU been!?" and he mumbled something at the floor, with a shy smile and a big blush. I said, "Did you crash your car again?" and he did a nervous giggle and said, "Not this time." Oh dear. I got brave with the fittest boy in the world. I love him.
In the OLC, Lozz ripped up a load of magazine cover pictures and threw them at Mo telling him to 'do the puzzle' -- I don't know why I found this funny, but I did. We printed off way too many photos for our scrapbooks, so that was amusing, but the OLC is like being in school all over again. Now they actually monitor which sites you go on and send you a message having a go at you if they see that you're on Facebook or Twitter or whatever. Fascists.
When we went to Gay Bay, Mullinz had a really whack hairstyle going on; only half his fringe was sticking up. Apparently he was stoned when he did it; I can believe that, judging by how silly he looked. We met a new gay called Nathanael and he was the cutest thing in the world. He made me laugh with how camp he was, and how bitchy he was! He was just like us and I believe he is now our new pet one. Mulan walked past and I let Mullinz know; he said, "What? Oh, muLAN!" (the last bit is in capitals cause he put intonation on that bit, and it sounded HILARIOUS thanks). Some guy drew a cock on my Dr Pepper bottle, so I'd look like I was 'drinking from a cock'. I re-christened my drink 'Cockter Pepper'. And I decided it was Bully Mikey Day, before throwing an array of objects at him.

Towards the end of the day, Lotty and Ellie each came over and reminded me that I'd been invited to Hope's birthday party. I didn't remember even being invited, or accepting the invite, so a huge rush ensued as I attempted to make lift arrangement and get some pyjamas (for no reason, it was pyjama themed. At the Legend's Lounge).
Hope annoys me cause she shaved her hair off for charity, but she still looks pretty. What is that about? She still looks like a girl, whereas -- if I shaved my hair -- I'd look like even more of a boy than I do now! Everyone was hugging on the dancefloor before we played Musical Statues (I know, I know) and I was like, "WHERE'S MY LOVIN'!?!" Gay Xander, whom I'd only just met, gave me a huge hug whilst Lozz humped me from behind. I lost Musical Statues because of her. She was behind me, so I couldn't see her, but I heard Hope say, "Lozz you're moving your hands in front of you!" and I just knew she was doing Pam Hands (her impression of Pam, English teacher and T-Rex), so I cracked up and had to stumble off the dancefloor. Bad Lozz!
We also met some really cool guys. The party was pyjama themed, but the four of them turned up dressed in suits. They were called Ben, Kieran, Sean and Rhys. We decided stealing their hats and ties were the best way forward, as they seemed to act just like us, what with the sarcastic humour and throwing things at one another. We turned these little plastic bowls that held nibbles into skull caps and called each other 'Jews' for a while, so that was amusing. They decided Mo was their Mafia boss, and we all sang Boats N Hoes before Sean said, "That sounds like us.. But we have yachts cause we're that rich!" Infact, they're so 'rich' Rhys let me keep his tie, saying in an offhand way, "I've lost about seven ties in six months, so take it!" I told him I liked him best out of his mates cause he was nice. He said, "I am not nice; I'm a sociopath!" and Lozz said, "Kayleigh's not nice either; she's killed loads of people." To which Rhys replied, "That's a PSYCHOPATH, not a sociopath!" and he insisted on coming over to the car to say hi to Mutti; needless to say, she was perturbed.

It was a pretty excellent party.
Click here for the pics if you don't believe me.

-- Kayleigh