-- Type in jazz cover of System of a Down
-- Walk me, you homo!
-- If you cry like a bitch, I'm gonna laugh.
-- 'I hate it when you wind me up Jamie.' 'What did you say, you love it when I wind you up?'
-- 'Are you gonna leave college when EMA stops?' 'No, I'm gonna shoot Nick Clegg'
-- I think my mum is having an affair with Freddy Mercury.
-- She headbutted a pigeon.
-- I didn't know Borat was your uncle
-- Suck my exhaust!!
-- I'm on the next rascal bus now, mateycrunch!
-- 'Did you just call me a beast?' 'Yes.'
-- Why are you downloading Jesus?
-- 'Nandos tomorrow night!' 'Oh you little cunt!'
-- *whilst on the phone* Hello? Hello? Fuck off!!
-- I really wanna run someone over...
-- Just because Kayleigh's got a cock, doesn't mean everyone else has!
-- *on a moving train* It sounds like Heather Mills running, doesn't it?
Friday, 11 February 2011
OVERHEARD #15
Published at 15:36
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LMFAO!! Oh my sides! I've haven't laughed this hard all week,this has really cheered me up! I'm so happy that my overheards have been included too! :') I have a couple more for the next overheard! <3
The Nick Clegg one is the best! I think every teenager is thinking that!
'If you cry like a bitch,I'm gonna laugh' Oh what a classic line!
Keep it up,they're getting better and better!
xoxo
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