Pre Gig Insanity

So, you can probably imagine the shambles I was in on Friday when I was in college. I was so hyperactive that I just couldn't keep my mind on one thing. Geoggers was especially funny as Mark was in an excellent mood and was in his element cause we were talking about Barbie (cause the company that made up Barbie uses globalisation to exploit cheap labour in less-developed countries of corpse!) and Corey said, "Jack fancies Barbie." and Mark said, "Yeah, but if she was real, she'd be a cracker!" Stacey turned to me with a thunderstruck look on her face and said, "Mark's hitting on Barbie!!" I laughed about this for the whole lesson; it got quite painful after a while. And Mark told Corey to 'shut up, cause you're getting on my tits now'. Yes, this is the teacher. I call it responsibility.

After college, Lozz, Maggs and I got the train to BRISTOL TO SEE MURDERDOLLS!!! We laughed all the way to Bristol on the train, much to the entertainment of the people standing with us (yep, we were all standing cause the train was PACKED). We couldn't find the exact location of our hotel cause there were many stupid bendy roads, so we asked a bloke who worked in a cool shop. He was lush and had a half English, half Canadian accent; it nearly killed me. And he was FIT which helped. He drew us a crude map to explain where to go from the shop and was very helpful. I loved him completely. When we'd thanked him and gone on our way, we trolloped off, remembering the directions he told us. To make sure we were still on the right track, I stopped a random boy in glasses to ask if I was going the right way; he pulled his hood down to speak to me and oh my God he looked just like Shane from Fearless Vampire Killers. Honest as I'm sitting here, he could've been Shane's twin. It was eerie!

So eventually, we got to the hotel, where we hurriedly got ready as we were running a bit late. We gothed it up and slagged it up, and were soon on our way to the o2 Academy to finally see the fantastic Murderdolls!! Onwards to the next post for the next instalment; the actual gig and the ridiculous night we had afterwards!!

-- Kayleigh